10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.