10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"