10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi