10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom