10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Welcome to kicker school
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.