10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.