10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"