10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright