10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.