10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.