10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.