10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves