10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez