10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."