10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.