10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson