10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Welcome to kicker school
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Those eggs smell delicious!