10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it