10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for loners.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.