10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe