10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com