10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?