10 Random Poker Quotes

Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
The all-in play works everytime but once.