10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?