10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant