10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine