10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)