10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.