10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fold and live to fold again