10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is for loners.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)