10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Fold and live to fold again
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.