10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• It's Free To Fold...
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'