10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fold and live to fold again
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.