10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP