10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event