10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom