10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for loners.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine