10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom