10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs