10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!