10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger