10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus