10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth