10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986