10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)