10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth