10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!