10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez