10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen