10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.